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submitted 11 months ago by Gullible-Ad-3411@alien.top to c/southpark@metacritics.zone
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Im thinking of naming my kid kenny then aborting him so i can say i killed kenny #LOL im more of a classic fan if ya know what i mean

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[–] purple-star05@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

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[–] Papa_Wisdom@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s what happens when you pizza instead of french frying.

You’re gonna have a bad time!

[–] NeveraTaleofMorePoe@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude, he’s got Heather!

[–] javerthugo@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You don’t even KNOW Heather!

[–] ruler_of_the_bleach@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Assuming this isn’t a joke:

https://preview.redd.it/c9cm18ln0e3c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18e049401ae68fd4109db0e99d8b72ad668a1c1

[–] KnowTheUnknowing@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Poor Ms. Garrison never got to experience the joy of scrambling the brains of an innocent baby and vacuuming it out. I am sorry for all the trans people who have to go through that struggle. I know it must be tough. Women have it so easy 😔

[–] Livelaughlovekratom@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Just try not to get addicted to abortions

[–] Egernpuler@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can sell the aborted feetus, just don't let them break your balls on the price.

[–] dogrescuersometimes@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

you're breaking my balls, sir.

[–] 4got2takemymeds@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

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[–] sequosion@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

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[–] allMightyMostHigh@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

His name is kenneth

[–] NeveraTaleofMorePoe@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Humbly yours.

[–] Competitive_Web_4145@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

If this is not sarcasm, please visit a psychologist.

If it is, OMG! You aborted Kenny! You bastard!

[–] NotKhad@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You bastard!

[–] BondraP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

What's the question? I say DO IT

[–] Nageef@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This may seem funny to you but there’s a girl out there who’s had 14 abortions and she ain’t even ten yet

[–] DeanBud1Games@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

that’s such a terrible thing that happened

[–] trashit6969@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Whatever! Whatever! I do what I Want!

[–] Admirable-Design-151@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

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that did not land if it was a joke (which I hope to god it is)

[–] FlowerSniffers@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

If I’m straight not even Cartman is that evil

[–] Chexzout@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I’m 90% sure this was written by Kathleen Kennedy, it’s just missing a chick.

[–] BillyBobBanana@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Do it!

[–] FatReverend@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I hope you get addicted to abortions so that you can kill Kenny every episode for at least a few seasons....