I'm going to try to get my adult kid to eat this, wish me luck!
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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Let us know the results!
As of now the results are "screw off" lol
I'd take that as a win lol
If it means anything to you, you could probably film this and it would be trending on TikTok for at least a week.
Lol so far they've told me to screw off.
Don't waste the food.
Eat it yourself and send the video.
Lol, That's an unexpected twist. Pass.
I was full on expecting you calling yourself the adult kid lol
"Now look here, even a nihilistic baby eating necrophiliac like me has to have some limits! That's just sick!"
even a nihilistic baby eating necrophiliac
*necrophiliacs
"There's more than one of us?! Dear God!"
Some things seemingly transcend morality into objectivity
More study is urgently imperative
Please... Post the research to Reddit or Twitter and leave my Lemmy eyes to focus on puppies, cats, and news that keeps me infuriated.
I mean, the values I hold are subjective, sure. but with an established set of values; you can objectively say "yeah, that's fucked up". And I'm fairly sure that I don't want to meet anyone whose values are so fucked that this is morally acceptable.
Idk the cheese drink is a no but the swiss miss mac and cheese could be great.
Finally, someone with some fucking culture
Yeah treat it as a dessert and it can work. The cheese is basically just a dip. Just grab some chips and dip away.
You could use it instead of milk/soup for a Béchamel style sauce. Thicken it up and you got yourself a cheese dip
Mac and choc
Social mores dictate morality.... For all we know some forgotten tribe of humans would sacrifice their first bornes to be transported to flavor town via cheese drink, let alone swiss miss Mac.
Hell, I imagine if we gave swiss miss Mac to a person that predates humans indulging in complex carbohydrates they'd deify us.
Macacoco
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Would be much better without the text
Graçias
That's a really sad attempt at a mole.
Creative, but not immoral. The cheese drink must be like concentrated chowder. The cocoa mac is basically a dessert (after googling I learned there is such a thing as chocolate pasta)