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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 214 points 1 week ago (25 children)

There's a lot of people currently in jail for longer just because they possessed the leaves of a plant.

[–] chilldrivenspade@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

bc plants are unnatural and evil

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[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 119 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That’s 4yrs and 2 months for those that have a hard time mathing.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] YogaDouchebag@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

About five pregnancies in a row with one month break each in between

[–] bert@piefed.monster 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Sorry, cant do metric, but we can make the unit less helpful.

Its ~137 mochies.

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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's got money and is connected. He won't serve more than 2 years

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Which will be a year with time served. Down to 6 months before work release. 6 months which will be served in a minimum security ~~celebrity resort~~ rehabilitation farm.

Feels like I've wasted all this time not doing drugs, exploiting models and forcing people to rape eachother. I've been such a sucker...

So anyway, anybody here want to party? I have already ordered oil and bulls for 50 people.

[–] Eezyville@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Keep in mind that 1) he gets time served from the time he spent in jail, 2) if he's a good boy he'll do 85% of his time, 3) he could get into the RDAP program and get a year off. Not a bad deal.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

They waited til the news was distracted so they don't have to give him a harsher sentence

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

including time served. he is out in 3. joke sentence

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago

If he was poor, he'd have got 50 years.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Such a broken system. Four years and change is a weak ass slap on the wrist for all the depraved bullshit he did.

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He didn’t get convicted on much of it, though. It’s a flawed system and a poor person would have been locked away forever.

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[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Bullshit their are pedophiles running free and you elected one of these criminals for president. The entire system is one pathetic hypocritical joke.

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[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s okay, Trump will just pardon him and give him a role in government. Secretary of baby oil, perhaps.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago

governour of epstein island

[–] fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trying to make it like it’s a long time. That’s four years, that’s nothing.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

All they really got is pimping and beating Cassie ass. Technically.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

50 months of freaking off in jail is too light

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Funny how race matters less when you rich

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I read the title as 50 years and thought "he's 55 so I guess that's enough", then I read the comments. WTF.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

slap on the baby oiled wrist

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

2% reduced fat months

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need to do more for people with weaker crimes and unfair sentences. We should audit everyone’s sentences routinely and shut down for profits.

And 40 percent of incarcerated shouldn’t be in prison. They need mental help.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

I don't think that drug possession should be a crime. They're addicted to a substance. Jail isn't gonna help. Sure, they MIGHT get clean for a short while, while in prison, but then when they come out, they wouldn't have dealt with their issues. They need support, not fucking prison.

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

Months? Should have been years

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 1 week ago

Not long enough.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

every move he makes, they'll be watching him

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

That’s it?!

[–] comador@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Should have been 1 day of jail for every 1 bottle of baby oil he spilt.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Think he makes it out alive?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 27 points 1 week ago

Absolutely. He is too famous and doesn't have powerful enemies. His prison stay will be cushy and he won't serve the whole time from a cell.

He should have a far longer sentence.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably gonna get a pardon

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's going to be the event coordinator for the WH ballroom.

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[–] Trill88@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plus time served though. 3 years to do give or take

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Can’t stop, won’t stop! Take dat, take dat! Ain’t no party like a Diddy shower party!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Someone bust out the baby oil!

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