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Getting too cute, like Lefleur eyebrows

Tim is a Chad, has a hot wife, has nicknames at work, doesn't even appear in a commercial about him

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Oh damn he took quite a shot

His knees were on the ground that's an illegal knee even in UFC

Big brained themselves

Classic Green Bay 1st Quarter timeout

Keeping patty cold because he is reptilian

I think every afc team is rooting against chiefs tonight. Afc is a battle this year

just tuned in - holy shit the breath clouds are gorgeous. love it

Bro what the fuck

I’m tuning in late, is this really the first drive??

Two guys down on one drive. Not ideal.

Have we considered not being injured

I'm notta gb fan but I spent 2 wks every July there. They are some of the nicest ppl I've ever met, kinda like is this for real. Fresh cheese curds every day. Downside huge mosquitoes 🦟

GB punching KC in the mouth.

Injury fest

I would like there to be no more injuries.

Badgers have started playing faster so the Packers are taking on the Wisconsin tradition of really long scoring drives

Fuck injuries man.

This is shaping up to be an ugly scary game for the Chiefs. I know the feels of watching your team drop like flies. Shit ain't fun.

Well god damn... This defensive drive has sucked

KC D getting zero pressure.

God damnit, are the Packers fucking good again?

packers.. good?

This workplace has gone ~~3~~ 0 plays without an injury

Hitting people in this cold must hurt, it's why I think Dillon is so consistently effective every winter.

It feels like there's been a lot more injuries than usual this year.

Btw, I love when it’s Cold enough you can see the linesmen’s breath on every down. That’s that 90s fall/winter football I grew up with

Love looking really smart on this drive. Taking what’s given and making the throws he’s supposed to make without overcomplicating.

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Matt LaFleur from September to October: I sleep

Matt LaFleur from Mid-November to December: Ascended

It would be pretty hilarious if they lowered the curtain on an AGT contestant and it was just a guy sucking his own dick

the packers are still good im sick

Who the fuck is Ben Sims lmao

Fuck me are the Packers good

damn that was about the most perfect start you could ever ask for. good for you packers, that was impressive as hell

What a drive

Not what Taylor thought Travis meant when he said he was taking her to check out a Lambo

The way the Packers have looked especially from last game to this opening drive, this has been LaFleur’s best coaching job yet

Thats really fucking bad for us, we are already down our starting linebacker and thats 100% a concussion

they are already throwing at Cochrane our 4th string guy

Knocked out cold... If he doesn't have a concussion its proof that the anti-concussion neckband thingy he wears works

I would like to formally request that the chunky Wisconsinite yelling “LETS GO” into the field mic over and over please eat some cheese curds instead of yelling.

Is Mahomes giving up all these first downs? Is he stupid?

Well I'll be damned, never knew that center rule after 39yrs watching

Keeping frog boy off the field in his blanket, go packers!

Wicks is slow af on paper yet he's just always open

Just like big Aaron I ate some mushroom chocolates pregame

This drive is masterful

Weird that the announcer is hyping the catch by Watson and not the throw by Love which was like 5 times better.