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[โ€“] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For the last time, it is not the year of the Linux Desktop

[โ€“] ganymede@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

as an unapologetic irrational linux zealot, i find your joke...

fuckin hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚, well wone

[โ€“] Dagnet@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

It already exists but it's too damn expensive. It's called magic the gathering

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Before ejaculation, sperm in mammals remain in a low-energy, inactive state. Once released, they begin their journey through the female reproductive tract

Mine usually die on my belly like a sexy little nightly genocide.

[โ€“] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

Imagery privileges revoked, I read everything you write with aphantasia on now.

[โ€“] bizarroland@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They finally made a pill that replicates the side effects of my physical appearance.

[โ€“] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The ole bag over my head trick never fails

[โ€“] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Note: Only use this trick with affirmative consent.

[โ€“] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

No I always put it on right in front of them, they typically sigh with relief.

[โ€“] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Simple, just put on a MAGA hat.

[โ€“] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

ill believe it when i see it come to market. male birth control pills are being hyped up and anxiously awaited more than even new hair pills.

[โ€“] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

You speak truth, but I post cum article.

They invented the Cybertruck?

[โ€“] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got a face and body that ain't never going to have to worry about that.

[โ€“] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

You gotta make it more Rodney Dangerfield like your wife hit you with a cast iron pan and said you got prettier

[โ€“] minorkeys@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the status on that gel stuff? Hormonal controls are not ideal.

[โ€“] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Dunno but I want the vaxx idc ๐Ÿ˜ฉ