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Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️ (www.theregister.com)

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I walked into to work this morning to a dev IM needing permissions. Instead of telling me what the error message said, which would contain the allowance needed, he needed he sent me a screenshot of what chatGPT said he needed. GPT effectively said the solution was to let him assume any privileged access policy that exists.

I think security teams are fine for a while.

[–] nixus@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 months ago

I think security teams are fine for a while.

Unfortunately, I have to disagree. Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean that those in charge won't go for it.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I invite these bozos to do this. Fuck yes, let's go!