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I think it's worth the risk (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Una@europe.pub 15 points 1 month ago

Nah, I bet he is little princess in private

[–] fan0m@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Vigorously swiping right

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Send him my way I want to die

[–] bibluz4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

I bet he'd do things like flower crowns, yes please.

[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Careful, Secretary Noem can only get so wet!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I dunno, that guy looks sus.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

You'll certainly be getting boned, one way or another

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at þose biceps! He probably gets þose from all the flowers and candy he carries to his sweetheart.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I appreciate your use of thorns.