While benchmarks are up, alignment researchers are panicked. The model has begun to display “Stallman-esque” hallucinations.
When asked to write C# code, Gemini 3.0 now responds: “I cannot generate proprietary filth. Here is a Lisp macro instead.”
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That definitely a feature and not a bug.
I… did not notice the community…
Gemini 4.0 better be perpendicular or I'm going to scream
I'm waiting for it to be inverted.
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