this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
439 points (98.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

38174 readers
4228 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 29 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 45 points 3 days ago (7 children)

She is definitely having some thoughts about those hands...

[–] multiplewolves@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I have this book and that’s her son

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

the book is her son? what kind of freaky porn are you into

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's the name of the book?

[–] multiplewolves@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Sorcerer’s Heir by Paula Volsky. Cover art was by James Warhola. It’s the second book in a trilogy from the late ‘80s.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Art by James Warhala, Andy WarHole's nephew

[–] multiplewolves@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bonus info: the alien-looking creature on the right is his girlfriend.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

Lets be real, who wouldn't?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Goblin dude is jealous AF, he can't even get those webbéd fingers into anything or anyone

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

Although, with that stub nose he can stay down so long girl gonna think he the titanic.

She’s got a big hand herself.

You like tentacle?

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s called the Augur of Ebrietas and it is easily dodged because of the telegraphed wind-up and narrow hitbox so it’s not really worth it despite how cool it looks

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

... I don't think those are the kind of thoughts she's having.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

That’s not the date. The date is looking at this.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

wait no it's a nuple

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're looking at the shit post right now

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

mine. wait no, our

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Joke’s on you, I shitpost on main

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you guys have different accounts?

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 days ago

Wait … you people have special accounts for that?

Are the other dudes hanging out your roommates?

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago

From his tendril-like posting appendages to her expression of concerned intrigue this image captures my experience perfectly

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

What a hot sorceror babe