You can post some meme on lemmy in the meanwhile.
"The first one doesn't have an account. He post on Bluesky."
"... percentage of furry contents posted?"
" Around 35%."
" Pass. Two more antidotes to go."
It depends from the species.

You really don't get it. Evil Lords "want" to be defeated. Just think about it. How long can he keep the things going?
The villages dried out by crazy taxes. The abused mines, with countless deaths to get as much ores as possible. The corrupted government full of incompetent creeps so dumb to actually belive your evil-messiah agendas. The psyco army guards out for blood who you can barely keep in check by letting them go wild on the poor in the slums. Everything is falling apart.
So, when a party of promising idealistic good guys start a quest to get your head, you let them do their thing. Hell, you even toss a lead here and there to get them on the good track. And when they finally reach you, everything goes out with a big BANG!! And Evil Lord is no more.
Then. Some times later, somewhere far-away. A mysterious carriage fully guarded and fully loaded with gold and jewels, quietly leave the kingdom. Undisturbed and unchecked.
Someone should tell Kenau that is not fooling anymore with that fake grey bear dye.

Yes.
... next question?
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"Hey... psss. Hey Koji"
"Mmmmm... what?"
"Someone offered you to make a Matrix videogame."
"W.what!? ...When?"
"Last night. You where wasted as fk."
Don't worry, they aren't bites. Just spider eggs.
Have you read some of his long romance like "The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath"? Or "The silver key". His stories wasn't only about tentacles, and even when they where, "At mountainof madness", "the shadow over innsmouth " and "The Call of Cthulhu"are gems of the genre.
[Giving free middle lvl weapon to the party]
...
DM: "What?"
...What kind of hell nightmare enemies are you planning to toss at us?
DM: "Ah ah! Such nefarious thinking."
[ Proceedings to send hell nightmare enemies to the party]











Yep. They've earned all my love just for this small beautiful fact. 🕸💕