now i dunno whether or not they can win, but honestly at this point these people probably know it's gonna lock themselves at war for extended periods and i'd argue this is what they want.

[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

"Oh Geeze Bibi..."

"Don -wet belch Don't be a pussy Donny"

I'm confident that's exactly how it played out in reality.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

Oh, ah, geez Ben, I don't really like this. I think we might be in real trouble this time...

Pull your head out of your ass, Donny! Just shut up and do what I say or I'll make your life a living hell!

[–] WatchfulConsole@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

lol 100 days. $200 says they'll be pinned down in this shit when China makes their move. Y'all just got snookered.