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And if you dislike the foretelling, you can just eat the cheese and start again.
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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You’d simply carve the names of all potential suitors into some pieces of cheese, then wait to see which one molded first. And there it was—your life partner!
Eating the results won't always be a fun time, but I suppose there's bond to be risks when trying to change your fate.
Wait, tyromancy is real?! I thought CDPR were joking when they made an entire quest line out of it in the Witcher 3. I got a nice sword called the Emmentaler out of it and everything. Huh. TIL indeed. Thanks, OP. I never thought to Google it.
"Oh mighty cheese, what do you see in my future?"
"... Ur gonna eat some cheese"
And be hungry real soon, I predict.
Are my cheeses correct, I predict
Here's how I predict the future with cheese:
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Eat the cheese I want to eat
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Do I still have cheese left to eat later? If yes, future's good. If no, future's bad.
Oh, i'll do you one better: Rumpology
The art of telling your future by reading your butt. Invented by... You guessed it, Sylvester Stallone's late mother : Jackie Stallone. ( Or the ancient Babylonians as she'd claim)
Is the chief tyromancer known as the big cheese?
I see wild dreams in my future... Actually all that cheese has made me grossly overweight and sleep apnea has robbed me of my dreams.
Or you can use Chicken Box from McDonald's™ to predict someone's future. What you do is to tell them to buy largest Chicken Box and bring it, then predict future by reading how the nuggets look, how they are assembled in the box, what sauces the client chosen, how they taste, take your time with that last one, really get in there, try them all, that would be 50 dollars.
jun
I should have studied astrology instead of astronomy.
Aeramas confirmed
Is this what the Cheese of Truth guy does?
I didn't know it was real. My favourite witcher 3 quest just became even more awesome.