Should've said "Oh thank you, your dad would never forgive me if I lost it"
this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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For fuck's sake, stop mocking my pronunciation and help me find my gay card!
Stoike lmao
Miss Stoike.
Hey, this crochet. I don't need two needles up in this.
I love all the content that comes from the gay supremacy universe.
The unrealistic part of this story is that a stranger heard 'stoike' and knew he was referring to stoic.
Such a Harrier move.
I wonder how tf do you pronounce 'stoike', though. Is OOP really adding a vowel to the end of that word? Why would anyone do that?
St-oy-k.
a group of what?
...yutes.
What is a yute
Its the Australia version of a truck.
Oh yeah, well, the gay store called, they're all out of you.
Nice. Whatever. Just let me know you find any other gay birds. I don't really care if they're the same, either.
Holy shit, I needed that laugh.