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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] AxisExperience9@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 hours ago

He calls women "grills" and wonders why they don't talk to him

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

I mean of it was real leather then it was skin at some point....

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

fake: anon has job

gay: anon likes hugs

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This is a very old post. I wonder how anonny is doing now

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I don't know what you mean, 2015 was only a couple years ago...

[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 19 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have turned your head anon. That's what you get for taking the red pill.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Isn’t redpill taking responsibility and looking sooner?

[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

redpill is looking at all. Bluepill is staying blissfully unaware

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 15 hours ago

One time I was in a really cramped airport shuttle van seated between two attractive guys, I was very uncomfortable at first, but after thinking it through realized it was because it felt really nice and I was uncomfortable with that. So since I had no choice anyway I decided to just relax and enjoy it until we got to the airport.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Been there, man. One time, I was on the train, and I was just holding the handle bar to keep steady during rush hour. All of a sudden, this women leans on my hand with her jacket unknowingly. I know what anon means, man.

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I had the same thing as the anon in school, many moons ago. I was sitting in the seat in front of a girl I had a crush on. I thought she had moved her foot and was touching mine, so I sat still for about half an hour thinking I was touching with her. Turns out it was a metal part of her chair.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

real and not gay

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 18 hours ago

New kink unlocked

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Women be touchin