Keep Honking! I have a clown fetish and am very close!
In all honesty, I really hope they do have a car horn fetish. Car rides in major cities must be orgasmic.
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? What major cities have constant honking? Is that actually a thing? Or just an American thing.
Before I answer what country your from? I'm from the Chicago region.
Your northerly neighbor. I’ve been to a few US cities as well.
All the tropes I’ve seen are about a few American cities, usually not portrayed in other countries.
its pretty common is highly dense cities, Chicago, NY and LA. I wouldn't be surprised if Toronto has it in certain areas. But i can't say for sure since ive never been and you northern neighbors are much more pleasant than a lot of US folks haha
I've been to Toronto numerous times and have never heard a single honk. Even when our hotel is directly next to the perpetually-clogged Highway 401. People are so used to traffic jams in Toronto that they know honking won't make it move any faster.
What a crazy concept! I hear a beep like five or six days I have to drive somewhere in the city closest to me. It’s a fairly large city.
I hear a beep every zero evers around where I live. Maybe five or six times in the twenty years I’ve been here.
I can’t imagine hearing a car horn often like that! Maybe I’d get used to it?
Maybe I’d get used to it?
"How often does the train go by?" - "So often you won't even notice it."
Do people in the US not realize that honking accomplishes nothing? Were used to the traffic, why honk?
Back when I was living in downtown Calgary the honking was incessant, due to a handful of different protests (Palestinians really work the horn)
I can see for protests as that’s all you can really do is make noise, but DT Calgary is otherwise normally quiet. I live there myself.
i have a similar bumper sticker from an extra fabulous comics kickstarter. iirc it says “please don’t honk, i have a goose fetish and i will crash into you killing us both”
Bro should not come to the EU. I drive the speed limit and have never been honked at.
There is no such thing as a clown fetish and I refuse to believe otherwise.
Well.... Yeah wtf is this... Clown fetish... How absurd is this... Would be wild if this existed...hopefully no one have it....
That clown is conventionally attractive
You know what's weirder than seeing this in the wild? Knowing that some one created it.
Is that a Camaro?