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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)

BBC discovery rails Trump!

Trump is subdued by BBC!

Trump's says he can take on BBC!

BBC forces Trump to come!

BBC penetrates Trump's Inner Circle!

Trump can't take BBC pressure!

Trump takes BBC head on and chokes!

BBC bottoms out and Trump powers through!

BBC stretches Trump thin after intercourse!

Trump butthurt by BBC slam!

Trump's long history taking on BBC revealed!

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago

Trump unable to stand after taking on BBC!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I was gonna comment something, but after reading this I forgot

[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 95 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's the fun part, Trump is the ONLY one that will NEVER know.

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah, I think Trump is in to dudes.

[–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Ooh, you want the tame stuff?

Putin has stuff that makes him screw an entire nation.

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Katie is still ruffling through her notes

Didn't he fire her already?

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 28 points 4 days ago

100%

My expectation is that when these opportunities arise, it is the responsibility of the writer to use that headline.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Naw, the picture is just a coincidence.

[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] mine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] nastronot@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] nastronot@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

That’s what he said?

[–] andyc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have a friend called Lana.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago
[–] Tja@programming.dev 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I needed to go to the comments to find out what was wrong with the headline, looked completely fine to me. Either I'm too autistic or yall need jeezus.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

yall need jeezus

Does this Jeezus have the BBC?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Tap for Explanation if neededThe character was named Big Dick Buster.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It looks like he's eating the mike. BBC, Big Black Cock, mike is black...

This is called a double entendre.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I didn't even look at the photo. But still I interpreted BBC as the UK broadcaster.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Well yeah, hence the double entendre. Double meaning. Innuendo.

They do mean the British BroadCasting, but they are being cheeky with the composition of the image to discreetly insult Trump.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Jesus fixes headlines???

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He’s been talking a lot about men’s asses lately.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's been doing that for a long time

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

he does make that double jerk motion alot, alternating.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 1 points 4 days ago

It’s fun to stay at the

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

and thier hefty penises, its almost never a small pp of republicans.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They knew what they were doing

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 12 points 4 days ago

And I love them for it

[–] nastronot@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 days ago
[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Court rules Trump must gape for prosecution

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

you misspelled prostitution

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

definitely had all those male escorts of course.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Interesting. This whole time he was checking out Jon Husted's ass, unaware that BBC was checking out his own.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] digdig@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Only openining up I want is an ortopsy.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] digdig@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago

Yes, thanks for the spelling

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

Bend over and spread them cheeks.

[–] Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

well it is locktober after all 😳

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago