magnetosphere

I’m surprised it became a noticeable problem this quickly. I was gonna give it a few more months before the failures started happening.

And I love them for it

Look at her profile pic. She’s so shiny, I believe it

My life is in your hands Lemmy

This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen

Yeah. I was a toddler losing my shit. My little brain couldn’t handle subtleties. Bees=sting was all I could manage.

Bumblebees don’t sting.

I have to give mom a pass for this one, though. The bumblebees in our yard were huge. It kept me from freaking out, which was probably for the best. Unfortunately, I believed it into my 40s, and repeated it a few times.

By your father’s standards, I am gay.

THANK YOU! Seeing Strong Sad dressed up as Andy Warhol was great, too!

Now I’m thinking it very well could have been

Whenever I hear about “fun size” candy bars, I think of a quote from a stand-up comedian (whose name I can’t remember):

“What’s fun about less candy?”

He made a good point.

It may seem like no big deal to him, but he’s not the one risking prison. He could have settled this ahead of time, but simply chose not to. He’s an adult who is responsible for his own choices. You are definitely not wrong for refusing to help him.

“If the university won’t take itself seriously, I won’t take it seriously either.” Sounds fair to me.