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[–] arotrios@kbin.earth 116 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Ok kids. Let me take you back in time to the olden days of yore, or as we like to call it, Wednesday morning.

Back then, a little-known user, @dgdft@lemmy.world, posted an innocuous shitpost regarding early Mr. Universe winner, Bruce Randall:

https://kbin.earth/m/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world/t/3329134/In-the-late-1950s-early-Mr-Universe-winner-Bruce-Randall#comments

Bruce bulked up by putting powdered milk in his milk. This grabbed Lemmy's attention by the beans and resulted in the memegasm of powdered milk we see today. Last time I checked, it had blown all the way up to Ten Forward:

https://kbin.earth/m/tenforward@lemmy.world/t/3330101/This-substance-is-inefficient#comments

...where apparently resistance to powdered milk is futile.

These days (Wednesday evening), the powdered milk memegasm has mostly run its course. Metamemes are popping up, blending beans and milk, with dire consequences for Lemmings' digestive systems and anyone standing downwind of them.

In essence, powdered milk is a prime example of the meme lifecycle - arising from a shitpost, wafting high on its own cringe into the collective consciousness to be flung between hairless apes until it splatters over everything, marking everything with its scent before finally descending back into the shitpost from whence it came.

Side note: This would make a perfect subject for a documentary on memes narrated by David Attenborough.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 34 points 4 days ago

This grabbed Lemmy's attention by the beans

Poetry!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you taught my history classes, I probably would have actually learned something.

If I had tenure at a Uni, I’d make a history of memes class.

[–] Suoibud@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I feel old reading this. I remember these events like they were just the other day

[–] digdig@piefed.social 16 points 4 days ago

Class act bro

[–] Ghis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

This might be worse than Reddit immediately inside-joking shit and referencing that inside joke in the same thread (do they still do that?)

I'm just glad I'm not sharing a space with fascists though, so I'll let it slide

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 days ago

We are building a community based on shared experiences. Since we are a bunch of fucking weirdoes with nothing in common, we are creating experiences out of thin air.

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm still back at soapy tiddies.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

But what if the soap was..........

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

Covered in beans?

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 17 points 4 days ago

THERE ARE FOUR BEANS!

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Soap covered powdered milk?

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Soapy beans powdered with milk

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Soapy milked bean powder?

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bean soaped powdered tits?

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

The powdered milk was in the tits all along!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Powdered milk today, formerly beans, or corn, and who know what comes for us in the future?

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Gonna completely ignore soapy tiddys?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

My bad, we only get soapy tiddies for Christmas dinner, I forget they're food.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Or butt sharpies. I would not partake personnally, but i still get a good chuckle in the office section at costco

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

I thought this was more of specifically on our trans lemmy side, was it elsewhere too?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Corned eel...wadded beef....

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Those are perfectly cromulent things to eat.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Don't forget deans

Ah, milk squared.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 4 points 4 days ago

Did somebody say POWER MILK? 🔋🐮🔋