Because when it gets pointed out for being illegal and evil, Trump can say he never had any knowledge of it. Vance gets thrown under the bus or they'll find some other patsy to blame for going rogue.
Nah, all need to do for that is remember the port and left are both four letter words.
Front = Bow, fore
Back = Stern, aft
If you don't get it right, I'll throw your ass out the little round window on the side!
I'd definitely do this to screw with people.
"Your water filter needs replacing. Warning: system compromised, the bacteria are taking over. The water filter is fine."
"It's time to change your air filters. What's that smell? Did you fart or is that just you?"
"The thermostat has been set to 69°. Nice..."
"There is someone at the front door. Looks like a cop, better flush that stash! Does it smell like drugs in here? Maybe if you changed the air filter it wouldn't!"
Being a sociopathic narcissist gets you the rest of the way.
"Who'd have thought a convicted conman would commit fraud again!? There's literally no way we could have predicted this would happen! No way at all! It's not as though there's a list or anything! We should have a list!"
"FAKE NEWS!!!"
Nah, I was definitely wrong. I updated my post to reflect that.
Corrected and thanks for pointing it out! My fault for posting too early in the morning.
Agreed.
"Not a chance Hormuz opens"
Saved everyone a click
Trained my body to have to go about 10 minutes after I get in to work.
Throw in "also, we're having an anxiety attack and everything hurts for no good reason!" and hey, it's the past 30+ years of my life!
It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.
Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.
I remember grabbing whole collections of NES games at yard sales for like $10-20. It's wild how much people would just let stuff go for. And the general consensus was always that they didn't know what they were worth. Like... You dropped $60 on one of these games, and now I'm buying them off you for $2 a piece? I'm just gonna hand you the money, try not to look excited, and walk away like this was a smooth drug deal...