All fun and games until someone gets stuck in the autowash...
Read up on Ford and Hitler... People forgot about that one quick enough! BUILT FORD TOUGH!
Same vibe
I'll take "Things a dictator says" for 800, Alex.
In a sane world, this would be articles of impeachment met with unanimous shouts from the rest of the government. In a sane world, the people wouldn't have forgotten how batshit insane his first presidency was. In a sane world, he wouldn't have gotten any further than "grab em by the pussy." Fuck, in a sane world, Trump would have died years ago from a stroke and/or heart disease from a combination of the McDonald's he constantly eats and the syphilis he undoubtedly has and the best legacy he'd have left behind is "You're fired." That is, of course, until we found out just how involved he was with Epstein and any scant trace of him or his celebrity was wiped off the face of the earth in disgust.
We don't live in a sane world.
Gotcha, no worries!
Santa Claus/Christmas?
Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you've been a good boy or girl, you'll get it.
Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. "Good girl."
The analogy should be pretty obvious.
Don't forget
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Nick
Doctor Horrible
And Doctor Orin Scrivello
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
And hopefully, when he dies, he's not allowed to lay in state, but instead is shoveled out with the rest of the toxic trash. We already have his epitaph ready.
Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!
It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.
Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.
I'll believe it when my CEO announces that our hiring freeze has been lifted and that we're no longer under threat of closure. As of right now, we haven't heard shit.