capt_wolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Gotcha, no worries!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Santa Claus/Christmas?

Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you've been a good boy or girl, you'll get it.

Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. "Good girl."

The analogy should be pretty obvious.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Don't forget

Doctor Moreau

Doctor Nick

Doctor Horrible

And Doctor Orin Scrivello

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

And hopefully, when he dies, he's not allowed to lay in state, but instead is shoveled out with the rest of the toxic trash. We already have his epitaph ready.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Remembering this on our old CGA PC... I'd have to sneak out into the garage to steal time when my dad wasn't using it.

I never realized this is where I got my thing for bright pink, cyan, and white... Even playing through Starfield, my ship was those colors. Next time I play it I'm gonna have to make a Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

What's most concerning is the message this sends his supporters... It's totally alright to murder people who are "bad for the country." Very sad, yes, but totally deserved because he had TDS...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Wait... What's the joke here? I just see the president sticking his head through a hole in the table. I know this is a shit post, but I don't get it. We're just posting pictures of Trump doing weird stuff now for the funny? What happened to corn?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I did... It's literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

As a big middle finger, they'll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But if they just put it in the title, people won't click and get bombarded with ads! Think of the big corporations!

 

It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.

 
 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

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