capt_wolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Huh... Must suck being on the end of those.

Hey... What's this? And this? Oh jeeze, and a movement to censure?

Yup, must really suck...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It just dawned on me, the whole "Kamala Harris blowjob queen" move. Holy shit the projection...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Even if it did go away, it wouldn't matter... Price goes up, price stays up. That's how a disregulated economy works.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Bingo... This shouldn't touch mainstream news until it's been reviewed and reproduced.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why not? He's already working on bread lines.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Username checks out even!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Uh...no thanks...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, I think my snail is defective, can I get a new one?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All this tells me that there's now a cloning service that caters to the bourgeoisie...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. I don't think I ever got so invested in figuring out a story than with Elden Ring. I thoroughly enjoyed following each character's progression as they all head for the tree. I'm still bummed that I stalled out in the DLC because of the stupid commander Gaius fight. Game was cake up until his gatekeeping ass. Fuck that guy... Someday I'll feel like trying again.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey... What's my nose doing on the floor!? It was just on my face a minute ago!

Why's this bloody knife in my hand? I couldn't have done this... Could I? No... I don't think so.

I should check it for fingerprints. What!? Only my prints are on it!?

Stranger and stranger...

 

It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.

 
 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

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