smuuthbrane

joined 3 years ago
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 19 points 12 hours ago

I can't use method B, the tree fruit are in the way.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My fingers get all wet and sticky and the smell just won't come off. GOD I love oranges.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

-200 now, we can graph this decline.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

The x axis isn't long enough. I'm certain that there's a new plateau once the "lecherous old man" phase kicks in.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

-150, but I'm late to the game.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

That's what sold it to me as slop.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Check your WHMIS knowledge, none of it is poisonous, according to the icons. Dig in!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

By the foot? Nope. Yard? No. It's a to-meter!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago

No way, every human eats like 3 monkeys while they're asleep at night. The monkeys are chasing the spiders that we eat.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

It's ready to eat.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

More importantly, a crime against humanity.

 

Maybe humans just need to hibernate through February and March, I dunno man.

 
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