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[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

“I don’t have normal trick-or-treaters that I would like to enjoy tonight,” he said. “I’ll take my daughter out trick-or-treating somewhere in Santa Monica..."

Wait, do people living in mansions actually accept trick-or-treaters showing up to begin with?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I totally would. I'd still give out the tiny candy cause that's kinda the Halloween spirit. But I would be giving out BAGS of them.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

As if there aren’t roughly 10 million people who would let him use their spare bedroom for free.

[–] LuckyDevil@piefed.social 85 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

There's "homeless," and then there's "movie star homeless."

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

I mean, it's clearly a bit tongue in cheek and technically true, as he can't go to his home. He also doesn't seem to be someone with a house in every major city

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 33 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Just a little bit homeless 🤏

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 58 minutes ago

Homer or less

[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Honestly, I believe it from him. I need to look up whether he ever got out from under all that debt.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Should just make a movie out of this. The sinkhole is following him around like its Michael Meyers.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

A Hole. Starring Nicolas Cage.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Sinkhole

[–] nixon@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago

The Upredictable Size of a Massive Sinkhole

[–] nixon@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 hours ago

Hahah, it is entertaining just imagining what the plot to this movie would be like.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 39 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

A fucking sinkhole would come after nick cage wouldn't it. He probably did something method-acty to deserve it.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He is so fun to watch, he could probably make a few mil with a writer and a camcorder and a shitty found footage film using just his home and the sinkhole.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago

I’d watch it.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Your argument is invalid, my hair is in a sinkhole.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 8 hours ago

He’s about as homeless as Martha Stewart.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And, he's not starring in a role on that location, why? 🤪

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 9 hours ago

Did Cage just make a god damn IShowSpeed reference?