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Depends if he drives a car or not.

Needs something manly, like an assault rifle.

I like the implication that the comically-oversized anime sword doesn't count.

I still haven't figured put what the deal is with that place, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

Oh, I totally misread. I interpreted it as you and the removed comment suggesting that Americans would defend the court ruling.

rather than everyone laughing

You misspelled "firing the authoritarian nutjob for cause," which would've been the bare minimum of reasonable reactions.

What the fuck are you and the other guy even talking about? The US is better than Italy in terms of free access to tap water and bathrooms.

LOL, imagine Trump being sophisticated enough to play anything but a slot machine.

His masculinity displays were very, very literal!

You know, I always thought the prevailing wisdom was that assassination was counterproductive as a political tactic because the faction doing it would lose the moral high ground and galvanize everyone against their cause, but it's funny how that doesn't seem to have been true lately.

My only worry is if quantum computing becomes a reality and my encryption becomes worthless.

Quantum computing only breaks public-key encryption (the kind used for data in transit, like HTTPS). It can somewhat speed up brute-force attacks against symmetric-key encryption (the kind used for data at rest), but just use a nice, long key and you'll be fine.

The picture a reference to the idiom "herding cats" (which is why the guy is holding a shepherd's crook), not just a guy standing around in the presence of a bunch of cats. I assume you just didn't realize that, and weren't trying to convey a futile attempt to control the trans people.

I feel a little like David Attenborough: a fascinated outsider.