I'm pretty sure we've known that for a fact since April.
That's a good point: at first glance it sounds like a big deal because it's "international travel," but the Bahamas are basically right next to mar-a-lago anyway so (depending exactly which island the wedding is on) it probably actually is within chopper distance.
I mean, it's just a comic, not a rendering drawn by a traffic engineer. There's plenty about it that isn't quite right, but it gets the point across so there's no need to nitpick it. (Source: I'm a traffic engineer, among other things.)
Turning left.
All they needed to do was have a justice department willing to put his ass away
And who's fucking fault was that?!
so i pictured a netflix show where he lives on twitch 24/7 in a big brother type living room.

I was surprised by how weak and digressive it was.
When they announced their intention to bury it I assumed that meant it was accurate and on point, and they wanted to bury it for exactly that reason.
On the contrary: the new DNC leadership is entirely different from the old, so the new leadership decided to bury it because they understood it was weak and digressive. You got it exactly backwards because you didn't understand the leadership changed.
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~~Old DNC leader commissions bullshit, delusional report.~~ Edit for correction: the new leader commissioned the report, but picked the wrong (i.e. old-guard) person to do it and got bullshit delusions as a result.
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New DNC leader realizes that it's delusional bullshit and decides not to release it.
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Progressives demand it be released anyway.
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“It does not meet my standards, and it won’t meet your standards, but I am doing this because people need to be able to trust the Democratic Party and trust our word,” new DNC leader says.
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Lemmy idiots blame new DNC leader anyway.

Back to the Future.