wyldrstallyns

Can we get an enhance here? If it weren't for the rape victims' testimonies, I wouldn't believe either of those "people" were anatomically correct. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Fuck, that's nasty.

Which flavor? Napalm Mint™? Yellow Horse Breath? Amethyst Apocalypse?

edit: Now I've got a 3pc band in my head of straightedge Mr. Cleans w/ scrubby-bubble brushstaches in Ned Flanders fit, called The Listerines.

Oddly enough, I put that BS down far before the halfway point back in the day, and never picked it up again.

Thankfully, the only knowledge I have of this King-style WTF Deluxe?

Vicariously. Phew. 😬

The latter comes with a stripey hat and a steam whistle.

One might say, they couldn't be arsed.

Side note: you subconsciously pilfer for the proletariat? Sounds like a tough gig. Your ire is likely well-placed, and I support your low-altitude efforts. 🤘🏼

Something tells me that researcher wasn't allowed to hold the staff and just decided to cover for lack of citable valuation spec. Or, the bearer at the time paid their academic fees, etc.

Either way, everything has a price, no matter if it's for sale —especially to a D&D party. 😐 It may not manifest as commerce, but it will cost them.

The trick is getting said sovereign into glue form in the first place. That's basically why the item's so rare. They're super wily, that way.

See? Now, I'm curious what other fun spells'd come outta flipping the word order of existent ones. 🤩

Like, would conjuring a Hand Mage call up a street magician?

Also, would Person Hold be a ritual hug spell?

Or, Cage Force grant a target incredible Con-Air hair?

That's an odd way to cast Fireball, but sure. 🧏🏼

Even if you don't like that solution, the chance that someone at the table does and has it loaded, is firmly nonzero.

Nah, that's the lore bard just waiting for the trolley to be w/in range of the pompous wizard on the lever while everyone else yells their opinion at said poindexter...

S/he's about to drop an up cast fireball on the trolley, "accidentally" take out the wizard, and get the party to the next puzzle to break ...on the way to cracking their DM's resolve. ☝🏼