60 year old Tannis, 5'2" Roland, I don't really care. I've never seen Kevin Hart do a serious role—maybe he's an Adam Sandler at it. Honestly, I can dig almost everything about this, under the paradigm of it being an alternate reality. Everything except Cate Blanchett as Lilith. If they'd aged up the character like they did Tannis, that'd be fine. If they'd gotten anyone else to play her, that'd be fine. But Cate Blanchett just has uncanny valley vibes playing this character.
I can't wait to pirate this movie.