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[–] Case@unilem.org 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

So possibly, in a thousand years or so, we could have parasites that improve our lives in every conceivable way.

Just need to eat an egg salad sandwich from a truckstop restroom coin op machine.

Edit: I'm a little busy at work, so maybe I read the replies wrong - but this was a Futurama reference.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

At.that point wouldn't they be symbiotes?

[–] nis@feddit.dk 7 points 1 year ago

Why wait? You can do that today!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't it be a symbiote and not a parasite if it benefits us?

[–] ono@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Let me know when we get translator microbes.

[–] autumn@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

serious: i love truck stop egg salad sandwiches. don’t tempt me!

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[–] Glarrf@midwest.social 28 points 1 year ago

That's a very interesting study result that absolutely horrifies me.

[–] appel@whiskers.bim.boats 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CreativeTensors@beehaw.org 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] wahming@monyet.cc 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Parasitology series by Mira Grant is about a future where GMO tapeworms exist in everybody, and are used to take care of all our medical issues. Really interesting concept and read

[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Imagine having anal with your partner and suddenly it's like: "Whoops, looks like your tapeworm wants to have a look at the D too!"

[–] loops@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly thought this is going to be the webcam capture of that camgirl that dildos her ass and when spreading her cheeks someone says hello for a brief moment.

[–] AWildMimicAppears@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it would have cost you nothing to not write those words

[–] liv@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

They are living up to their username.

[–] goddard_guryon@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

...username checks out

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Why are you like this?

[–] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

this reminds me of the futurama episode parasites lost

[–] storksforlegs@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't they also significantly reduce allergies?

[–] hallettj@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, I met someone who was allergic to basically everything, and said she had good results with hookworms

[–] timkenhan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Hook me up!

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

It makes sense. Having worms has been a constant across human history, so if we need to bring dirt back to prevent allergies maybe we should all have these guys too.