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[–] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"cocaine is illegal"

Genius Billionaire "But what if it wasn't"

Innovation

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I was just thinking this past week that if cocaine was legal, there'd probably be someone trying to make an industry out of scent-infused cocaine cut with vitamins or pollens or something for "health," targeted at hipster millennials.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Gwyneth Paltrow

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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So... Vagina scented cocaine?

You are an evil genius

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

How much to snort it straight from the clam?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Single origin fair trade organic gluten free nose beers

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Adblocker fuckery = nope. :/

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then sell cocaine. It’s not that hard. You don’t have to not do things just because they’re illegal, don’t be such a pussy.

[–] aniki@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

In Europe it's called "Faster than Uber" and you get your drugs faster than it takes to call an Uber.

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This article does work with ad block 🤷‍♂️

It works fine with uBO

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Just the wrong people are making the money

Hmm...

[–] kirbowo808@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you have money, you can literally get away with anything despite not being legal to do so cuz you can just buy the authorities instead

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Elite: does cocaine

Courts: haha silly boy

Brown person: does cocaine

Courts: THIS EVIL MUST BE STOPPED

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

I’m pretty sleepy in the morning…