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People die during surgery all the time. I'm just saying in case certain Israeli surgeons might be reading this...

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[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 74 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I’m hoping for the best. Which is decidedly not what Netanyahu would be happy about.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't think he'd be sad either. Or angry. Or indifferent. Or alive.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

The last one, please.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Imagine you're such a fucking homicidal assclown, even your own guts are trying to break free and escape from you.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's very sad, older folk sometimes just don't wake up from full anesthesia.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It would just be awful if something happened to dear Bibi while he was under, wouldn't it? Just awful.

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 12 points 7 months ago

continues stuffing mouth full of chips yeahm jusmt the worrrrst wonbnt it? Be a reaaaaaaaaaaaaal shame.

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Reports: Bibi missing after hernia surgery

Surgeons: the hernia was quite large, so we had to remove the whole asshole

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can you remove a whole something from itself?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 months ago

Dragon Ball calls that "Hakai".

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"full anesthesia for me, not for thee" -Netanyahu to Palestinians

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That must be it! He's just trying to fix thousands of hernia problems at once! He's just very bad at it.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 7 points 7 months ago

Whatever the opposite of surgical strike AND precision surgery is.

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Anesthesia? You mean going to a hospital? Is Bibi a Hamas leader? Will IDF bomb and assault the hospital?

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I sure hope nothing goes horribly or fatally wrong with that surgery.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Got the hernia from carrying that huge load of lies around

C’mon surgeon, you know what needs to be done

[–] Teon@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

Someone should start making the funeral arrangements. People are going to demand a grave to piss on.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

can he just, like, order a ceasefire and complete withdrawal?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can? Probably. Will? Doubtful. He wants to turn Palestine into a parking lot.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

Weekend at Bernie's him

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago