1005thArmbar

joined 2 years ago
[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

the refs will not rest until both teams have scored

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

why would you take your helmet off? what a rube

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

fastest game of all time. we're half an hour in and there's 11:35 left in the 2nd quarter. insane

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The bears will score on this opening drive, I can feel it in my penis and ass

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

this vikings chant reminds me of a simpler time when I used to enjoy refreshing Skoal Wintergreen Long Cut

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i don't have an opinion on either team, really, but I would die for Josh Dobbs

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

pouring an entire bottle of water up into my b-hole before the game

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i'm getting my stitches taken out at halftime so I'll only be here for like an hour

I'm scared, not because of the stitches being removed, but because i read that stat on here earlier about how there have been five straight weeks of a QB suffering a season-ending injury. Please let the streak end

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Joe Buck is the goatest of all time. Dude is the greatest sportscaster of all time, even better than Howard Cosell

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i want to fuck that sandwich, mentally and physically

[–] 1005thArmbar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Zach Wilson will be back next week

The Return of the King

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