1005thArmbar

the refs will not rest until both teams have scored

why would you take your helmet off? what a rube

fastest game of all time. we're half an hour in and there's 11:35 left in the 2nd quarter. insane

#YOU FOOL

The bears will score on this opening drive, I can feel it in my penis and ass

this vikings chant reminds me of a simpler time when I used to enjoy refreshing Skoal Wintergreen Long Cut

i don't have an opinion on either team, really, but I would die for Josh Dobbs

pouring an entire bottle of water up into my b-hole before the game

i'm getting my stitches taken out at halftime so I'll only be here for like an hour

I'm scared, not because of the stitches being removed, but because i read that stat on here earlier about how there have been five straight weeks of a QB suffering a season-ending injury. Please let the streak end

Joe Buck is the goatest of all time. Dude is the greatest sportscaster of all time, even better than Howard Cosell

i want to fuck that sandwich, mentally and physically

Zach Wilson will be back next week

The Return of the King