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[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 75 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I too would like to sue the advertisers for boycotting my Breaking Bad erotic fan fiction page. That includes you Musk. I expect Twitter to start sending the checks next month. Or I guess I'll see you in court.

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 months ago

What does that stand for? God Represents Only Pedophile Republicans? It seems to be what they think anyways.

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I knew he was an idiot, but how are you going to break the only rule of the right wing grifters club and expect to get away with it? You never attack trump. This is elementary. You can maybe get away with soft attacks on certain issues, but outright going never trumper? You done fucked up, Kyle.

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 71 points 3 months ago (7 children)

JD Vance claimed he we was "just kidding" after texts saying he hated the police resurfaced after it was revealed he was arrested for breaking into an IKEA and abusing two dozen couches in one night.

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 33 points 3 months ago

Donald Trump says he will 'probably' shit his diapers today, but ‘can also make a case for not’.

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 20 points 3 months ago

Well of course they aren't going to admit that rising temperatures can kill people. That would require them to look for a solution to the problem. These boomers are going to hide their heads in the sand until it's too late to do anything because their donors are making big money off destroying the planet.

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 35 points 3 months ago

“I was selected because I am the ultimate diversity hire,”

In truth it's lame ass white dudes who are the kids of rich men who benefit from the system and are handed positions way above their level. Black women have to work their asses off to even get their foot in the door. This "diversity hire" narrative is massive projection. Musk was born on third base and got walked in for the score.

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey guys, it's me JD, JD Vance here to react to the latest IKEA commercial. I thought the last one was kind of lame, it was really unexciting to be honest. The couches were barely featured. It was mostly bathroom footage, which is totally boring. But maybe they've turned it around. I mean, I doubt it, but let's see. Let's hit play.

Oh shit, is that a love seat... uuugghhhharrahhh

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 98 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Flood twitter with JD Vance couch fucking AI content and see how fast Musk makes them disappear.

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know what else is childless? All the couches he's been humping. What a hypocrite. Sheesh.

[–] 242@lemmy.cafe 12 points 3 months ago

"If we can't win legitimately, we'll just have to take control through violence" is the mantra of those who know they are about to get beaten down in a fair election.

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