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Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought in c/science@lemmy.world

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 5 points 7 months ago

Next week is inconvenient for me as my existential dread has flared up again. Can we try tomorrow?

Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 5 points 7 months ago

Because stupidity is immortal.

Why is this ballpoint pen spring shaped like this? in c/askscience@lemmy.world

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 46 points 7 months ago (5 children)

This prevents spring distortion by effectively creating two shorter spring segments, probably because the pen designer wanted a longer barrel and the mechanical engineer was told to “figure it out that’s why we pay you” and the truth is I have no idea it just sounds plausible enough.

Gesundheit in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 53 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.

Coffee is not brewed homogeneous in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 3 points 7 months ago

Really? I’m getting mixed signals tbh

TIL: that during a dissociative fugue, a person can suddenly travel far from home, assume a new identity, and live for days or even weeks without any memory of their former life. in c/til@lemmy.world

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

¿Queue?

FDA to suspend quality-control program for food testing due to staff cuts in c/health@lemmy.world

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 19 points 8 months ago

Backdoor deregulation. It’s been their plan all along.

Logical in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 2 points 8 months ago

I stay awake all day to punish myself for not sleeping at night.

Uncanny in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 3 points 8 months ago

I regret that you you are right. Nothing’s been the same since Harambe.

Uncanny in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Idiocracy is a documentary!

Dr Strange saw 14 million possible futures and none of them had Thor going for Thanos' head on his first shot in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 15 points 8 months ago

That’s two levels deep, and an amazing take.

Dr Strange saw 14 million possible futures and none of them had Thor going for Thanos' head on his first shot in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The subtext there might be that Dr Strange felt so hopeless about the situation that he didn’t conceive to look into the possibility, out of an infinite number of them.