Melting? That's pretty painful... Wait, why is there a cute dog in the picture? Oh God, there's a smaller picture! Don't look at it, it's it a melted dog or something awful?
Reads text. Looks at smaller picture.
God fucking damnit. Who uses 'melting' on its own to describe something positive?
I love this, but were there any hills? I can't see that being possible if there was even a moderately steep hill.