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First up is the third installment in the Ninja Cinematic Universe, Ninja III: Domination. A tale as old as time, of an evil ninja spirit who can't help but possess the bodies of the living to murder every LAPD they see. After that is Miami Connection, a group of orphans form a ninja themed butt rock band that starts playing at the local club, unknowingly making enemies with ninja drug dealers who are out for blood. The ratio of faces kicked in this one is extremely high.

Letterboxd:

Ninja III: The Domination: https://letterboxd.com/film/ninja-iii-the-domination/

Miami Connection: https://letterboxd.com/film/miami-connection/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

Ninja III: The Domination: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/81802

Miami Connection: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/165101

CWs for Ninja III: The Domination

Attempted sexual assault

Sex pest cop

CWs for Miami Connection:

Dudes getting parts chopped off

Butt rock

Links to movies:

Ninja III: The Domination: https://vimeo.com/891667247

Miami Connection: https://vimeo.com/891757763

For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, it's Enter the Ninja (1981) the tale of a white guy with a mustache (played by Franco Nero) earning his certificate in Ninjatude as the plot finds reasons for him to beat the shit out of a bunch of other guys with a variety of ninja weapons and his fists/feet. This is also credited as the breakout role for Sho Kosugi, who was given the starring role in the sort of sequels and became one of the most prominent martial arts actors for the next decade. There is no high art here, just borderline comedy and fight sequences.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades! Letterboxd:

https://letterboxd.com/film/enter-the-ninja/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/77133

CWs

Cock fighting

One scene with non-consensual groping

Link to movie:

https://vimeo.com/889576082?share=copy