AssCaptain777

Tucker looks like a junkie you see under the freeway in downtown.

Why do the AFC and NFC South’s both suck so hard?

Foggy camera.

That’s someone grandma y’all.

It’s shit like that I hate, first down to 2nd and 25 because of a flopping penalty.

Yams aren’t real and I’m tired of pretending they are.

Rivers: “you call that a lot of kids? HAH!”

If the Cowboys actually ran their offense instead of fishing for penalties they might of gotten points there.

Nobody:

Dak: “OHHHH YEAA HEEEEERE WE GOWWW!”

Rivera already gave up on the run game.

John Madden, the godfather of the NFL.

McCarthy has already consumed 2 whole turkeys and over 40 biscuits along with 1 whole ass Costco pumpkin pie