Assman

joined 1 year ago

Work smarter not harder in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

Wife? Don't you mean my mother?

Work smarter not harder in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You look like ham

Exclusive: Ben & Jerry's says parent Unilever silenced it over Gaza stance in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Palestine, Ukraine, and Taiwan might stop happening.

Tesla is recalling 2,431 Cybertrucks, and this time there’s no software fix in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Neither can the future martian colonists

Is it expected to tip for furniture deliveries? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

They can charge more for it if it's "above and beyond".

last harvest of my season in c/gardening@lemmy.world

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Parsnip

Wisconsin man accused of hurling baby at wall because he was losing in NBA video game in c/news@lemmy.world

‘Gladiator 2’ Reviews Are In, And Better Than ‘Gladiator’ in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

No thanks. 20 year old movies don't need sequels.

If shit hits the fan, are there efforts to protect dissent in the US? in c/politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

I have a hard time believing that generals, or even troops in general would turn their guns inward

Agree, I see a military junta being way more likely than them just blindly following orders. So many high ranking officials openly despise him, and the Pentagon already operates with nigh impunity anyway.

Posh lunch in c/foodporn@lemmy.world

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That steak looks like somebody tried to hide a turd in the woods

Anon is jealous in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Damn, a person made a bunch of money by saying something amusing on camera? That's crazy bro. Probably the first time that's ever happened.

Comically large guns go boom in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What's sugma