Atomic

joined 3 years ago
[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 50 minutes ago

Another program that replaces a full stop keypress with a comma 10% of the time. Really funny for assignments and typing URLs

Holy shit. Calm the fuck down Satan. We got enough problems as it is.

 

Personally I've only ever written two. One that created multiple textfiles in various folders under windows that all grew exponentially. This was in the age of HDD so it could actually caused some serious problems. I created it because a guy in my class stole my homework by copying my files. So i created this virus, named it something fitting and "forgot" to close my laptop when i went to the bathroom.

And another that once every 40 minutes + (5 to 50) minutes would open your cd tray and then close it after 2 seconds. No one used CD's at this point and i just wanted to prank some colleges.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I Just run YouTube via my browser with adblock instead of trying to fiddle with an app. And i have another extension so videos doesn't stop playing when i turn off my screen.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 32 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Funny story, here in Sweden, our speaker of the parliament was visiting a school to speak. Someone threw a "banana or part of a banana". Bodyguards "aprehended" the boy until police arrived and the boy was interrogated at the police station.

The speaker then started a criminal suit against the boy (who was 16) with the charge of disorderly conduct. The damage was noted as, "a stained shirt".

According to the speaker, incidents like this could cause politicians to not want to speak at schools (oh no... how will the children cope?)

Anyway, people are calling him out as the clown he is. And i'd be very surprised if he gets to keep his post after our election (regardless of who wins)

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

And on top of that I'd suggest taxing corporations. Instead of doing the opposite, giving them tax exemptions

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Or they could have just sat home and not blow up their entire arsenal in Iran. While selling those weapons to EU that is buying them to donate to Ukraine.

That alone would have been enough. Without even increasing taxes on anything

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

I never said it was a red v blue thing. Just that neither will give it to you. One will try to give you something else because the want you to think you might get it. While the other will just tell you up front to get lost

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Is it because instead of trying to improve the lives of people in a meaningful way. They think giving everyone a puppy will be the solution?

While not once realising that 350 million puppies is going to require some serious imports, quarantines, vacinations, construction of holding facilities (i guess they could repurpose their concentration camps), employees to oversee the puppies while in quarantine, vets to administer vacines. Janitors and cleaners to maintain the premises.

So... instead of just giving everyone universal healthcare. They'll spend twice as much on puppies. That sure does sound like the US in a nutshell

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wonderful. Everything from "I'm about to learn you a thing" to "check republic".

Just a bit too obvious though.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile, every swede here going. Why are they showing pictures of Tacos from 2006 and calling them Pizza tacos?

Also, You all know these are really simple to make yourself right? Pretty much minimal skill required. If you know how to put minced meat in a pan and turn the heat on. You're pretty much halfway there. The other half includes knowing how to turn on an oven.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

They are not mutually exclusive.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I can't go to a waffle house because they don't exist in my corner of the world. And you know what. I'm OK with that. But thank you for that lovely description

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Ok. I need to know why everyone is seemingly agreeing that waffle house is the winner.

Context. I've never even seen a waffle house. Do they not serve waffles? Laced with cocain or what?

 

I just wonder. If you can openly carry a firearm. Could you not also openly carry a sword? Bow and arrow?

 

When will people learn? Seriously. They keep touching fire and act equally surprised every time they get burned.

No Man's Sky. (Great now but holy hell was it a shit show)

Cyberpunk

Diablo IV

Far Cry 6

StarField

And now this latest Assasins Creed: Mirage.

Probably forgetting plenty of recent releases too that just faded into nothingness.

Personally, I'll be starting Batman Arkham Asylum this weekend. Heard it was pretty good. Should keep me busy for a while.

view more: next ›