Get 2 medium sized boxes for moving.
Cut one of them up to make a ramp into the other box.
Put peanut butter or almond butt on the ramp and in the box.
Goto bed after drinking said alcohol.
Look in your box the next morning and your new friend will be there smiling at you.
Find them a better forever home.
I’ve been saying this for years, but I want to bring back capes as well as codpieces.