BitUnWise

I have to assume they meant neatest, which interesting enough your underwear and socks are still #1 and #2

I go into my backyard to trim my beard so I don't need to clean up anything

I don't need a card to let me eat trash

It's likely that there's some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it's definitely not piss anymore

As a professional pedant though, he's not really right on his points. The sun is setting, that's literally what it means. and the sun is gone, if I drop my phone out of the car it's gone, even though I'm moving and the phone isn't.