BobbyNevada

Yeah, we are old now, man. I remember seeing this in the theater. I was just talking about how Netflix used to come in the mail.

No, it was like "weather is brought to you by." Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn't even hear the weather. It only happened once.

"it's the thirst mutilator!"

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

Henry Cavill would be a good Connor MacLeod, But he would be an awesome Kurgan.

I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.

What a terrible day to have eyes...

I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.

So do you file it under your own insurance and they sue him?

I wonder, does his homeowner insurance cover the damage? Do you go through your insurance?

Did you see a sign that says dead decepticon storage?

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?