Brekky

Well yeah if my boobs popped out in front of a ton of strangers pretty sure I could win a sprint race too ʘ‿ʘ

Wiz n'Liz

Rat-mailing?

But are there more bowls or handles in the world?

It's genuinely a good question. This is madness

What's next, we're going back to twitter?

Suuuurrrre they will...

I recently discovered that there is a similar taste reaction to aspartame than there is to cilantro. It doesn't taste like soap, but it tastes awful to some people. I can't drink any sugar-free or diet drinks as they all taste horrific to me

Love love love that movie. And the credits scene on the rooftop ʘ‿ʘ

Does anti-subduction = abduction?

Eating 8 spiders a year in our sleep. I'm glad that one is disappearing though.

And that 40 year old single women are more likely to be killed by terrorists than getting married. Although that one may make a comeback and become true if we include local terrorists so who knows...

Where are you?