Brickhead92

9 out of 10 dentists recommend it!

Bonjour

"I got here as fast as a felt like getting here!"

-Ted Cruz

probably

So yelling racial slurs at the water/shooting the water, or even both at the same time until it subsides...?

My response to Real Men® statements is "Real men don't need their masculinity defined by others."

Yeah, it seems not many people know the last bit. I say it everytime after a slight pause "... oftentimes better than master of one." And then watch the little look of confusion. Some people will stop and think about it, and comment something like, I guess that's true, but not as often.

...But why male models?

You call that a knoife? This, is a knoife 🥄!

Have you tried turning your phone upside down?

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Those Steam sales aren't going to buy themselves. BRB, need to just have a quick look for Steam sales.

I wish you'd get outta my life and shut up.

But... That's just the toilet, and it's not secret. In fact it's well signed to make sure people can find it.

I don't want to read the next book.