BuckenBerry

joined 1 year ago
[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in lvanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He's too busy calling random people fascists and cheating on his wife.

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

spoilerIt does have hawk girl kill the netenyahu stand-in.

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't that describe pretty much everyone in finance

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

+1 for notesnook. It's probably my go to example of how good open source projects can be.

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

He's one of the "good ones"

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Is there a European equivalent?

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

libreOffice is so ugly that every time I use it I get a strong urge to start using Microsoft edge

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The homeless have already graduated to qr codes in china. I'm pretty sure something similar will happen in the rest of the world.

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Didn't fairphone start selling Bluetooth headphones after getting rid of the headphone jack

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

First, they came for the gooners ....

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