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You're not very good at this...

We need to tone down the volume of Neymar games from the training data.

"Wizard, make a Wisdom saving throw.”

You fail. Spectacularly.

And so, dear Wizard, your eyes—those twin orbs of arcane wisdom—are assailed by an unspeakable sight. A full, high-definition, slow-motion vista opens before you: the truth. Gronk… is going commando.

There is no lining. No barrier. No modesty. The protection this garment offers is strictly magical, not moral.

In a moment that seems to stretch into eternity, the dress lifts, flutters, and reveals the unrestrained thunder of Gronk’s ancestral pride—swinging with the weight of a hundred rages. Like a pendulum powered by pure barbaric joy. And now... you know.

A single tear of blood rolls down your cheek. Then another. Your staff slips from your hands as your pupils dilate with trauma. You take 1d4 psychic damage and gain the Bleeding (Eyes) condition for the next 1d6 rounds. Your next spell has disadvantage, unless it's Blindness/Deafness cast on yourself.

Roll for therapy.

Hi Stan. I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy.

"Climate crisis is making things slightly too warm for comfort"

Oh my. How bothersome.

I know you didn't mean it that way, just the understatement had me cackling.

Wait what? 50$ for speeding? LOL what a joke

The idiot digs deeper, and shows his true colours. Asinine.

No. We get exactly what his comment is about.

If he was in the renewables camp, there would be no point, in this discussion over solar, to bring up nuclear. It's absolutely unrelated.

What he's doing is pushing the thought into people's heads that nuclear is a good solution, and that's why I'm calling him out for. For being a shill.

No. I type less.

How idiotic.

Maybe the French word does have that origin, and other languages adapted it "differently"?

In Italian for example, this is called cooking "al cartoccio", where paper is "carta" and butterfly is something else entirely.

I was trying to check Larousse but it keeps blocking me so meh. Perhaps both are true, as you said.

Oh. I thought it would be more impressive, but that's still orders of magnitude away. Thanks!