CalamityEmu

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Tales From the Tables ep. 53: Lady Mage of Waterdeep, part 3 in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 month ago

I love your comics. They're beautiful and the story is fantastic.

Do I make a roll for that? in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 months ago

I'm told panic is a free action. Or was that crying. Probably both.

Why Not Both? in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 months ago

That is the best wedding invite ever. Congrats!

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Imagine the therapy sessions (ttrpg.network)
 
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We're always on task at our table (ttrpg.network)
 

We were forced online for this session and during the classic "Wait, I can't move my token" "Here, let me sort this out for you" moment, I realized I had control of... a torch.

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No touchy (ttrpg.network)
 

The goblin was killed. With great prejudice.

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I mean, I can't argue with that (ttrpg.network)
 
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Optimization (ttrpg.network)
 
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Uhhh... what spell are you using? (ttrpg.network)
 

Good news, it was only Power Word Pain so. That was nice.

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My evil plan (ttrpg.network)
 

All these people make references to pop stuff with their characters, exasperating their DM. Not good enough. My plan is to make the DM accidentally make a pop culture reference.

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Awww so scary (ttrpg.network)
 
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Shamelessly stolen because I love it (ttrpg.network)
 
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"I fail my con save." "You take poison damage." "No I don't." (ttrpg.network)
 

Our DM is ready to kill our monk. If he can find any damage the monk can't dodge, reduce, or straight up ignore.

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Don't let your guard down (ttrpg.network)
 

If this posts twice, my apologies, it was loading super slow and I tried to upload again. If not, do me a favor and disregard this message. Didn't happen.

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schemes quietly (ttrpg.network)
 
Good thing my -2 strength will help me escape! in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

I did check! It went something like: Me: Before I go further into this room, I'm backing up to the wall and shooting everything to see if any of it bleeds. Party: You sure you're not going to get eaten by the wall? Me: ...well if the wall is a mimic I'm already dead.

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