We were forced online for this session and during the classic "Wait, I can't move my token" "Here, let me sort this out for you" moment, I realized I had control of... a torch.
The goblin was killed. With great prejudice.
Good news, it was only Power Word Pain so. That was nice.
All these people make references to pop stuff with their characters, exasperating their DM. Not good enough. My plan is to make the DM accidentally make a pop culture reference.
Our DM is ready to kill our monk. If he can find any damage the monk can't dodge, reduce, or straight up ignore.
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I did check! It went something like: Me: Before I go further into this room, I'm backing up to the wall and shooting everything to see if any of it bleeds. Party: You sure you're not going to get eaten by the wall? Me: ...well if the wall is a mimic I'm already dead.
That is the best wedding invite ever. Congrats!