Captain_Ender

You forgot the best one

Captain Freeman: Warp me!

"Is my shirt asymmetrical enough?"

Ayyy fellow birthday week friend

And a union man, with a smoking hot wife. A war hero who then got assigned the safest job in the fleet before becoming the highest ranking NCO of an alien tech outpost. And don't forget those sexy Irish pipes.

We should all be so lucky to be Senior Chief Miles O'Brien.

I see the confusion by op. It says privacy-first, as in privacy is its core function not a first in its class. I think they just misread the title.

Modders already on top of optimization. DLCC 2.0 mod already out there. Runs 40-50 fps 4K/ultra on my system unmodded. 3080ti, 12900k, 128GB DDR5, m2.

I feel like Lower Decks has the answer to these problems. Like at some point Starfleet had a meeting and was like "ok we really need a fleet of ships that just answer the boring shit"

Space squids fucking near DS7? Just California-class about it.

Anthony Bourdain: open the walk-in and you'll see the line cook who's about to handle your rokeg blood pie doing lines of spice off the Andorian fryguy's stiff blue dick "as a joke". Still you can't find a better crew outside of Qo'noS, just don't go in the kitchen.

Dominion: comes

Starfleet: lol jk we still use blackops wet teams

Make the Federation Great Again lmao what a dunce. Literally been addressing trans rights since the early 90s.

Literally the Dyson Sphere episode haha

Somewhere in the bottom of a snowy canyon I reckon