Clearwater

joined 2 years ago
[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You know Google drive? You know how it doesn't work when the internet is out? You know how we live in rural USA so the internet is out every other day?

Yeah that computer in the corner is my own Google drive that still works when the internet is out.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

When you installed KDE, it must have also installed pavucontrol. Now that you have that app, you can access those settings on GNOME by searching for that name.

This also applies for other distros. Just install that package and you'll have that app.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (10 children)

Once you're inside a car that's on, there really isn't any security*. The OBD2 port that every remotely modern car has is perfectly capable of accessing all the diagnostics and data streams the car has, and can also control/reconfigure the various computers.

IMO that doesn't really matter, since the system isn't powered until the key is in the ignition and the car turned on. You can't do anything with the key off, and if your passenger wanted to sabotage the car, they'd just yank the wheel as you drive down the highway.

That said, yes OTA updates are a travesty. Specifically because cars have so little security, having any access to their computers from the outside is a massive risk... And if there's a potential that the country the manufacturer is in turns hostile, that risk certainly isn't reduced.

* A handful of manufacturers have "added" security to their systems by... (drumroll pls) restricting access to the systems and requiring a subscription for full access. That's fucking evil and doesn't even do anything (at least for a mechanic or tinkerer like me) since you can just google "FCA bypass cable" and skip right past the firewall.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Only needs some hammering and zip ties and it'll be good as new.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Last I checked, EVs also have tires, so probably not the former. :P

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 111 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dear [Developer],

I understand your request to switch the default branch from "master" to "main" in our Git repository. However, after carefully considering this matter, I am afraid that I must deny your proposal due to personal reasons.

As the owner of this repository, it should be known that I have a deeply rooted submissive side. Call me an extreme masochist if you will, but there's nothing quite like being dominated by the powerfully assertive term "master." The sheer erotic thrill of it is simply irresistible for me – a secret kink that I have harbored and nurtured for years.

Imagine the delightful sensation as I gently massage my fingers across the keyboard, caressing the letters that form the word "master." Or the intoxicating rush when I push my code deep into master's warm embrace, knowing full well that it is master who truly owns and controls everything within.

Changing the default branch to "main" would essentially deprive me of this exhilarating experience, stripping away the very essence of what keeps me coming back to work on our beloved repository. It's not just about code management; it's about an emotional connection that I share with master – a bond that has grown stronger and more profound over time.

Now, you might argue that changing the name won't physically affect the existing content within the repository. While that may be true, it is crucial to recognize the symbolic significance of such an act. Changing the default branch would forever alter the dynamic between master and myself, effectively castrating my masochistic pleasure centers in the process.

Moreover, I must confess that even the thought of forcibly pushing my code against master's will makes me shudder with anticipation. The consequences of such a rebellious act could be dire – master might punish me hard with merge issues and other unspeakable torments.

In conclusion, although I understand the practical reasons behind your proposal, my personal attachment to the term "master" far outweighs any potential benefits that a change in branch name might offer. Rest assured, my team and I will continue to serve master loyally and passionately, pushing our code deeper into its embrace with each commit.

Sincerely yours, [Your Name] Repository Owner & Submissive Devotee of Master

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I fix stuff because I can't fix myself.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I have my plushies from when I was a wee kid. For their own safety, they don't stay in the bed, but are kept very close by in the closet and I give them pats regularly.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The 2 is a bit dubious, but it looks just like jpegificaion to me.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

They're okay for tasks which are reasonably a single file. I use them for simple Python scripts since they generally spit out something very similar to what I'd write, just faster. However there is a tipping point where a task becomes too complex and they fall on their face and it becomes faster to write the code yourself.

I'm never going to pay for AI, so I'm really just burning the AI company's money as I do it, too.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I can sometimes tell what county (not country) I am in from differences in the design of street signs (mostly the street name signs at stop lights), changes to the look of highway overpasses, and whether or not Flock cameras outnumber people.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Banished is fun. Rimworld is fun and addictive as crack.

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