Corporal_Punishment

Circa 1999, a website where part of it was called "Walken's World". A theme park run by Christopher Walken.

Also another site that was pretty much a blog of some guy's insane sexual escapades that usually involved dwarves

I'm English. My name is derived from an ancient Greek word that has been anglicised.

I'm in the UK, I dont know what either of those are

Thanks I'll take a look. Might be something I can do easily enough for me, but she doesn't live with us and trying to get a pair of 70 year olds to figure out new tech ain't easy!

I really want to cancel Disney, but my wife won't let me because her currently bed bound mum likes to watch it.

You need to goto a scientist and let them know you are a superhuman

In the real world, you either didnt hold onto it for 30 seconds, or the pan wasn't very hot.

You would be physically incapable of holding something that is 200c for more than a second. Your body wouldn't let you.

And if for some reason you dont have nerve endings, you'd be in hospital

Yeah thats the one

You've also got the more recent one with Sandra Bullock, where the monsters only attack people who look at them. Except they're invisible.

And there's mist everywhere at the beginning I think

He's the main character in The Happening. Similar premise except its a plague that causes people to commit suicide

You did not "hold" a 200c pan for 30 seconds and escape with one blister and no burns.

Eating meat doesn't rewrite your genetic code and give you heat resistance.

Narrator - they didn't

I said something mean about idiots riding unregistered/uninsured off-road bikes in and out of traffic (totally illegal in the UK) a few months back.

That got me banned.