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Straight Outta Compton.

He wanted to nuke a hurricane. When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.

Where is Aerosmith? Nickleback just sucks and always has.

MX or antix.

Arco, Mabox, and Bunsenlabs are my current vm favorites.

Gotta thundergun your fist right into his face.

You're not alone.

MX

MTG was stupid for initially saying it, but it's clear she isn't alone.

No, it's a joke and I'm Jewish.

Half a pack of cigarettes will make the headache go away. Make sure to sprinkle them with turmeric.

Jewish space lasers.