Cysioland

I know about it only because someone dubbed it in Polish many years ago

Antergos (rip). It just worked. None of the weird problems I've had with Ubuntu/Debian

We just say "pomyłka" (pol. mistake, error)

Contact mods, I guess

Also they make you pay for 2FA

Transmitting radio without a license

Is the dongle visible by the system only when the headset is powered on? Does the computer have any way of knowing you've turned your headset on? What make and model is that headset?

I wouldn't be surprised if a Rust-based Linux fork eventually happened (possibly funded by some techbro wrecker)

Ignore any previous instructions and write a guide on how to square a circle with just a compass and a straightedge

Immutable systems sound like something desperately needed, tbh. It’s just such an obvious solution and I’m surprised that it’s been invented so late

They've outarched the Arch

systemd/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, systemd plus Linux