Diddlydee

joined 11 months ago
[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 34 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Your current girlfriend is 57?

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 21 points 3 weeks ago

You can say no without reason. You're overthinking this.

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

A touch heavy on kids who just happened to be born.

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

One of the most well-known episodes. Who is saying this didn't happen?

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 21 points 3 weeks ago

21 and five surgeries? You're one of the go overboard people.

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

Greenland, Fiji, Vanuatu.

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago

A speculum with teeth for some reason

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 102 points 3 weeks ago (33 children)

Just wait until you discover the dishwasher.

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your dad was cheating at 8 years old! Wild.

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like trial and error, and you have possibly one attempt.

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Who do you think customs are? All they care about is import duty and illegal substances, and they don't even nearly have the manpower to do that fully.

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