DurbanPoison

joined 6 months ago
[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

schadenfreude from knowing he's not having a good time and is saying the most stupid shit imaginable

the woke left made me forget where I put my car keys

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I rate they're intending to keep those photos, but will stop when an exec with a little bit of humanity has a change of heart after checking the database when he realises he is looking into the eyes of a unkempt man with visible depression who is going to spend the next 15 minutes trying to settle on a video and another two minutes masturbating.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 10 points 5 months ago

I've seen more dead people on my screen in the last year than I saw in my prior ~15 years on the internet combined

so many children

I was never overly sensitive to gore, but after a year of footage from Gaza, I have to immediately close whatever app/browser I was using if I stumble across another Palestinian kid screaming for their dead parents.

Have so few in the IDF had a "are we the baddies" moment?

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago

yeah, when I take breaks from it/run out

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Any tips on how to wake up during nightmares

I've had vivid nightmares for the last 10 years due to antidepressants and on/off cannabis use.

Even if the situation is terrifying, I eventually found peace in knowing I'm getting rest.

Let's say I wake up now and can't go back to sleep. It'll be what, like 2am/3am? Now the rest of my day is fucked. Was it really worth waking up?

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

sorry I have legit head slowness

how do I play it

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 7 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Don't worry, they'll probably build taxpayer-subsidised nuclear power plants for electricity which won't be available for access for the general public.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

Nice try

The real biden, being the oldest boomer of all boomers, would have phone called me

Was dealing with a rental agent without a pfp, tried to guess his age with a message, see if he'd type "......." or asked "are you black", but that first fucking phone call confirmed it. YES WOUTER I SAID WILL SEE YOU IN 30-40 MINUTES. IT HAS ONLY BEEN 18 MINUTES.

like, I can't talk on the phone while driving. I could die. Someone else could die. I could get my phone confiscated in the Municipality of the City of Cape Town.

I know that's not a problem for you, You just use the phone to WhatsApp hour long voicenotes to your ex-wife who blocked you and Chrome search "big bobs oily sex party"

My fucking OTPs, my bank, my job and my literal lifeline. I wish I didn't need an app for any of that shit but our generations do

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

That's a very good point and I 100% agree with you.

Although you get what I was trying to say. More about the power dynamics.

Looking at the job market now, I've got a liter of arsehole-safe bleach and a camera config setup just in case of the 0.000000001% chance my boss requires a certain image.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 31 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Even if it turns out he truly had no fucking idea about the slaves and was completely oblivious to the illegal pornography framed on the monster's walls, he still did a bunch of fucked up shit

The first thing that comes to mind for most people is Monica Lewinsky. If the most powerful man in the world asks you to do something you are not comfortable with, can you truly say no?

Even if you're not American, if Biden asks me to bleach my asshole and send him a photo, I'd do it, because I don't want the CIA to kill my dogs with mystery gas or somehow Pegasus my 20 year old microwave.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago

Oh, I know.

It's just funny, Rand Paul watching him mumble stupid shit at the Trump rally, and then thinking "Wow. What an excellent orator. We should make him the house speaker".

Republicans won the house, right? So I doubt the next incumbent house speaker is not going to be a total piece of shit.

I doubt Elon will even acknowledge a nomination. House Speaker looks like a job where you can't fly your private jets coast to coast nor tweet all fucking day nonstop.

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